Ungrayed me, please.

I’d guess that the bridge barriers need to be less wide and capable of dealing with much heavier vehicles.

He’s every fat kid dancing like he just doesn’t care.

Nah, Billy Elliot could float in the air. This kid, not.

He should have been shamed for it. It’s gross.

I see breasts in those batteries.

They wouldn’t take any of it more seriously, because it doesn’t affect profits, because the public does not care more about domestic violence than they care about sports entertainment.

Nah. Scams pop up more when the economy sucks like it does now, and because it’s easier than ever to Photoshop some fake documents.

Banks are also good to verify if cash is real. You don’t want to be stuck with counterfeit bills, either.

Cash can be counterfeit. Best do it at a bank where it’s easy to find out if it’s real.

This bullshit started with the civil rights era, when blacks would come up with bullshit names to be annoying and different.

I wonder if these parents just want to make it easier to make their kids miserable when they can’t get a job because their internet past and criminal history is so easy to find with a unique name.

Muslim terrorists kept to the other side of the ocean back then. And mass murder events in the US were less common then, too.

Because overwhelming numbers reduce the chance of injury if the idiot has a weapon, is insane, or turns violent.

The SUV driver made no effort to stop and did not check to make sure there were no injuries. That is how everyone knows that driver deserves the pitchforks.

Yeah. She’s used goods. Pretty gross.

Proofread, Jason. 630 pounds AND 630 tons mentioned by you.

It’s not more odd than journalists discussing politics. Or Deadspin discussing criminal justice.

Both, actually.

You’re right, at least up in the Northeast. Prices are near $3 again.