This made my day. Thank you.
FightsRaccoons
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Glad somebody else had that as the first thought.
I think we may have a better suspect:
Can I touch them? Then they're real.
Why did I find this so funny?
#CoTD
Knowing that she has a Bentley, those are probably fake.
Well, that's where you messed up, son, you can't go to no bar to find a nice woman. You gotta go to a nice place, a quiet place like a library, there's good women there and 'erm, church, they're good girls.
Technically he made "high five" contact. With the boat.
Soldier: (to self, in preparation) "All right, just one dunk, that's all I need. One good dunk. One dunk will do it, for America. Let's do this shit!"
"Guy on Craigslist flashing dick to random women" is generally agreed upon as the most pathetic form of male, imagine having one as your mayor or worse, husband.
The thieves definitely got what they deserved. Hope it was worth it, those idiots. That car damage will easily be more expensive to fix than some gas for their car. I was actually hoping to see more stuff broken by the man with the bat.
I don't mind nerddom becoming more mainstream. It means there will be more people that share my interests, and the media I like will be more accessible and will have bigger budgets. I'm not sure who is losing here.
You'll only end up getting called Koko or Gammy.
I love watching people recieve their karma, it is quite satisfying. Just glad the bat guy didn't get beat up by the gas thieves.
THIS. Also, it feels like the mainstreaming of geek has lowered the threshold to geek-dom — all it takes these days is the right pair of Warby Parkers, having a read comic book sometime, and once dressing up as a zombie for Hallowe'en. REALLY?
Now I want to change my username to Call_ Me_ TBone
Agreed. Ugh, already.