I am kind of sensing you may be a troll, but I am willing to roll with it.

They're not the be-all end-all:

For shame. Used to be it was every high school kid's dream to get with the hot coach. Meant you were a man amongst boys. Now, alls these punks want is to ensure healthy adolescent development through the formation of positive mentor-student relationships without the specter of unwanted or unconsentable sexual…

You had me until lower costs for an unmanned aircraft. They're hideously expensive. The life support systems are a very small part of the cost.

At one point, Spruill allegedly received a lap dance that was "approximately 3-4 minutes long."

Nope.

1) True, and I apologize on that. I was going off of the program, not unit cost, of that ship.

The reason why we have big carriers is so we can launch big planes with big payloads.

Stolen as in the original isn't getting the views, LiveLeak is. The owner of the content is not receiving the benefit of having produced and released that content, so yes, "stolen" is exactly the right word.

I can't tell if you're just being helpful or didn't get the joke - or both.

Yes, Eli's interception/attempt rate was actually a little worse than Geno's last year. He looked like he was the star of Regarding Eli where he lost his memory and forgot how to play football.

You're only writing this because Walsh stole your girlfriend.

You're a dim-witted, no-joke-getting fuck, you know that? And apparently, a homophobe.

You don't get jokes very well, do you?

He combines the best of "Guy who overemphasizes college success" with "Guy who barely watches college basketball". Also, while could end up as a Steph Curry-Lite, his college stats have a hard time matching up to those of.... Mario Chalmers.

I don't think they had any desire for kemba #2. Trade 1 pick to get three, some cash, and still get the player you want is a no brainer.

The cast tonite needed Sage Steele and her ability to keep Simmons' off the mic a for 10 minutes at a time.

Simmons is the worst. The jerk knows basketball but he's just so undignified, obnoxious and snide about it, with the in-jokes and the constant pop-culture references. He posted a past drafts retrospective type thing today and it was just unreadable. It's like the jabbering of a cokehead or a mental patient, ten…

Well...that's one theory, Bill. The more correct theory is that Shabazz Napier is going to suck in the NBA and the Hornets don't give a shit about trading him.

Of course it takes more energy to make the fuel than you can get out of it, that's so basic it's not worth mentioning. The real value in this system is energy storage as hydrocarbons, which we already have infrastructure in place for, and are hard to beat energy density wise.