Fatlawyer
Fatlawyer
Fatlawyer

Hey You. Get the fuck out.

I really don’t know how to feel about this. On the one hand, I see that it’s important for someone who committed a crime to be removed from power. On the other, I don’t like the idea that someone who committed a crime should never have a job, or never have a “good” job that they can enjoy. The best compromise

Feeling it. I’ll miss Perlman and del Toro for always, but that’s a damn fine slice of Hellboy.

Requisite comment: I love reading about Eve, but god damn I never want to play it.

This warms the cockles of my heart. This is a mug of cocoa on a snowy day. This is a close parking spot at a Target. This is a holiday with nothing to do but sleep in and binge-watch Netflix. This is hitting the Costco just when they have a ton of free samples out. This is a complimentary side dish in your takeout

While she’s entitled to her opinion, it’s safe to say I don’t see eye to eyes with Miss Sanders.

I don’t know enough about his case but it seems like he has been punished for his actions, made material and concrete steps to rehabilitation and has apologized. Isnt that the goal of a society for restorative justice ? Is he supposed to never work again?

I think what people want whenever anything like this happens is for the person to fade from existence, like they’re being written off as a TV show and no longer have any impact on anyone’s lives.

“Homeless guy walks up to my car, yells at me and says insulting things.”

Do NOT make grown-up mike a junkie wreck. For crying out loud, can we have the one black character be a source of strength for the returning Losers? Make him the quiet, smart, sad intellectual that he is in the book.

I thought that was bad, then Cara Deleveigne and her 82-lb frame showed up as a tough-talkin heroine and I was out.

I’m gonna disagree. I loved The 5th Element right off the bat. This will always be pretty to watch, but not much else.

Here’s the thing. I could accept Dehaan in an action hero type role if they didn’t take every opportunity to try to sell you on it. One of my favorite parts of Kingsman was that they made Colin Firth look and act like a complete badass. Something I thought I’d never see. But they didn’t have to sell you on it, he just

Best part of the entire film. Annnnnd then Dane Dehaan appeared on screen as a “action hero.” (cue slide whistle)

This is a sweet picture.

My wife actually asked me if he was a Make-a-Wish kid...

Okay, I feel horrible for saying this, but doesn’t the header picture make her look a lot like Ted Cruz? Or am I tripping?

ALEX SMITH’S BIG DAY!!!!!!!!!! I’VE BEEN WAITING SO LONG!!!!!!!