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He's got a chubby face, but the radio hosts here, who for some reason took mental notes when they saw him without a shirt in the locker room (looking at you, Pat Caputo), insist he's actually ripped. I'll take their word for it.

Correction: Teams other than the Cardinals typically don't gripe about this. (see: Kenny Rogers, 2006 WS)

Still my favorite (well-earned) showboat.

The Dude doesn't abide.

So much awesome grammar, St. Louis fans. Aces.

Well, yeah. But the fans didn't seem to mind cheering for him when he was all jacked up. I'm still a defender of Rogers (or any other pitcher in cold weather) using pine tar, by the way.

Ugh. I hate Cards fans. I had a Cards Kool-Aid drinker approach me at an airport back in '06, about two months after St. Louis beat Detroit in the World Series. I was wearing a Tigers hat and she would not shut up about Kenny Rogers' pine tar incident and how the Tigers' poor showing was a result of karma for…

It isn't a change of pace, it has been THE pace for the past three seasons.

*sigh* There's a reason they used sparkling grape juice.

This is who we're talking about, right?

Lemme guess. They're gonna blame Suh for that one, too.

What, did someone cue up My Cherie Amour or something?

My favorite still has to be when Ron Artest/Metta World Peace drank a fan's beer.

UPDATE

Yawn. I live 45 minutes from Flint and I know that's not the case. Don't believe the hype. Flint's great.

Privately funded, and it ended up being $40k.

So if Tara Reid walks in, is that considered an even trade?

I keep imagining this scene playing out: