Will always be one of my 5 favorite shows. I wish it had gone on longer, but I'll always love it! Ya cocksuckers!

Julian Green maybe? I haven't seen to much of him but the idea of having a youngster from Bayern is pretty tantalizing......oh god that sounds so gay

Haha perhaps it is shameful to admit I have enjoyed watching Malaga in recent years. I could be suffering from some of the very real bias the author discusses above.

The only footage that currently exists is a bit grainy and dated, similar to old Pele clips. I've seen plenty of skill in recent years in the MLS, and the overall technical level has certainly increased. Still, for me I'd say stoke city would generally shit on all but 2 or 3 clubs here in NA.

Well done Mr. Washaw. I wholeheartedly enjoy the EPL, most La Liga matches, and battles between top clubs in the other big European leagues. Frankly I am often frustrated when I try to watch MLS, and it isn't rare to witness an attempt to control the ball that is worst than what my fat ass could currently produce. But…

Generally seem spot on in your futbol write-ups, I didn't appreciate the shitting on of Mikey Brads in this one. Also, Serie A is pretty damn competitive in it's own right, not like College Football at all. Sure, 90% of the games end in a draw, but those italians are pretty damned dramatic!!!

Good article, always fascinating to see the motivations for players regarding which shirt they ultimately choose to wear. Brazil sorely need Costa's talents, I don't really care what their supporters say.

One guy I didn't see mentioned was Fernando Llorente, who has looked world class in my opinion on a strong…

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Not so sure Mackelmore would approve of "You a dick ridin faggot and you love the attention!!!!"......but he'd probably text his concerns to Nas and then instagram the resulting conversation, so it would all work out in the end.

This was the better of your two pieces today Mr. Howard. But seriously, well said.

Fair enough lad. Sniping aside, Moyes wasn't the only manager who was woeful bringing in help this summer. I've never seen a professional whiff the ball completely as many times as Sanogo has in the short time I've watched him. Maybe one day he'll be serviceable, but Arsenal fans have got to be nervous about their…

You.......BASTARD!!!!! Profoundly bad indeed.......seem to have taken 4 points in their two league games vs. Gunners though.

Axel fucking Witsel????? Jesus christ. He's good I'll admit but......this is just too much! David Silva shits on more than half of the people ranked above him. Reus should be much higher. I haven't seen much of Meyer beyond highlight footage (where I would probably look pretty good in my time playing intermurals) but…

Patrice Evra is not a better dribbler than Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang, who is disgusting at flying down the wing directly at terrified defenders. I appreciate the aim of this article, and get the impression you watch at least a fair bit of top tier soccer, but I'm a little confused as to the rankings here.

Typical corporate cock sucker bullshit. I love Battlefield, have logged probably 150 hours so far on 360, and literally lost track of the amount of times my game has frozen or I've been disconnected from a game. I don't have the best connection in the world, but these problems do not present themselves in any other…

Did y'all relegate Greg Howard to the "guy that wipes up the loads" position? Was it one too many Arsenal suck offs that did it? I never thought I'd say this......but I kind of miss him!!!!

I like it personally. He definitely goes bananas whenever there is a one touch team goal like this; tika taka makes him bust especially hard. He's just an excitable guy, his passion generally makes me chuckle. He did the Barca, Real, and Juve games this weekend, so you can't say he doesn't work hard as well.

Interested in how you see Frederick fitting within the two/three counties paradigm. I've lived there most of my life, and compared to my experiences with many people from Southern/Western MD, I feel like Frederick is fairly progressive when compared with both, though our sheriff being one of the few people in the…

Awesome video!!!!

Nice article Greg! With all these pieces, Jose will figure it out by Christmas. They need striker help in the transfer window for sure.