And 0:53. And 1:24. And 2:05. /geek

I saw the F-16 at 0:45. That's how big a geek I am.

Fines/death. Oh, do tell me more about how to keep one's eyes and attention on the road, and how people wearing earmuffs are crazed kamikaze bikers because they're mutually exclusive.

Wow... talk about solving a problem that doesn't exist. Simple: use Bluetooth headphones. Doubles as earmuffs - even when they're not playing, they keep your ears warm. I'd know, I ride an electric bike to work every day (srsly, $450, Currie eZip, gogogogo). It plays music with play controls on the side…

Me too, fdisk. Me too. :(

I thought it was pretty well proven that you had to pretty much smother the thing in order to get it to drop signal. Seeing as though most phones don't even have as good an antenna the iPhone 4 had... that seems, still, like a major non-issue. And I'm writing this on a Dell laptop. With an Android on my belt. No Apple…

Lithium battery technology is something Leonardo da Vinci never in his wildest dreams had access to. It has the capability to provide unfathomable amounts of energy in an incredibly small and light space.

First AntennaGate with the iPhone 4. Which proved to be one massive non-issue.

Yuck. I'm about $100 from getting an F-16 tattoo, but THAT is fucking fugly.

At least a 2 year old iPhone 3GS still has relatively decent functionality and still works reliably. Problem with Android devices is that manufacturers aren't held to any quality standards. They just crap out whatever "will sell", and if that means sub-par shit hardware at a "price that'll make a profit", it'll still…

Here's the basis for those comparisons:

iknowrite?

You can't ask Google Voice Actions "does this make me look fat?". Go ahead Siri. You tell 'em.

This. Thank you. OP, GTFO.

We're talking the scale of bugs that have been broken since launch: images not showing up in posts, articles loading forever until hitting F5, etc. It just seems like there's no web developer at all working for Giz/Gawker... :/

Same resolution display elements as the iPhone 4. It would be no different than creating an iPad 1 app out of an iPhone 3GS app.

dafuq, I didn't say http behind calc... christ Gizmodo, fix the damn website, fix comment editing fail (acts like the comment is removed if I hit "cancel", fix disappearing images in comments, or at least put up a place people can report these bugs... site's over a year old and these glaring bugs still aren't fixed?…

This deserves to be its own comment thread. Sorry for the repost (previously a reply)...

This.

"The Treaty of Versailles marked the end of World War I. Among other clauses, it obliged Germany to provide with 442 billion in 2012 dollars as payback for starting the war. The forgers used this as a backstory to try to pass these fake bonds as real."