Will they have an actual severed hand in a bun for a taste comparison?

"For instance, there's the Death Star, which has a laser than can destroy a planet, while inEnterprise aliens called the Bindi also have a spherical ship with a similarly destructive laser."

I actually think ABC's "Selfie" may be a quick candidate. First, you take the wonderful Karen Gillian and not use her Scottish accent. You have her in a poor update of "My Fair Lady." And of course, its target audience will miss how the show is mocking the folks who post on Facebook and Twitter and think they're…

As a White Sox fan who also emulated what he saw other baseball fans do, I'm serving a ten year sentence.

How far did he punt that player?

How was Mike's redneck neighbor talking about the Michael Sam pick on Easter when the draft was in May?

Toyota is the perfect sponsor for Red Zone offense, because no matter what you try, they're unstoppable.

* Using a credit/debit card at a convenience store for purchases less than $10.

If I found out I'd accidentally invented synthetic urine, I'd be so pissed.

My ideal sports site would spend money to do its own market research.

Resolved: MLB should do away with intentional walks and allow teams to put a man on first without throwing four pitches.

And at the end of that summer, we all went our separate ways. I used to see Tyrese and Johnny in the hallways, but by the close of our freshman year, they were just two more faces in the crowd. I heard that Tyrese got married and has a couple of kids. He drinks a lot these days, and finds work doing odd jobs around…

"this is not true at all"

Look. I get that there's a lot of stupid, unfair criticism of Lebron, Bosh, and the Heat. And I agree that a lot of it is wrong, over-the-top, and pointless. I get that.

MOVIE IS DOPE AS HELL AND IT PLAYS OUT LIKE A VIDEO GAME. WATCH IT, NERDS!

Bring back DHF you lazy fuck

In his career MJ made a point of not taking political stands, even when it came to standing up to a virulent racist like Jesse Helms. The reason why he wouldn't endorse the person running against Helms in the 1990 North Carolina Senate race? "Republicans buy sneakers too." http://www.nieman.harvard.edu/reports/articl…

But it's not class neutral however. What if I want to play a non-armored, cloth wearing mage or healer?

Officer: Straight now, Mr. McNabb. That's right. Look at me. No, you're off to your right. Come on. It's really not that difficult. Watch me. See, eyes aimed right at you, and...perfect. Now you do it. Goddammit. I'm up here, Mr. McNabb, not down and to the right. We're not leaving until we get this right.

To be fair, the evolutionary biologists I know don't know fuck all about basketball.