I've never been so excited for a game as I was for Prey 2. I can't take this development limbo when I know it will almost certainly be cancelled.

Harbaugh's flag throwing motion is basically identical to my beer pong throwing motion.

I really wish I had been able to spend more time on this.

/cringes

"Jolly Green Giant rumored to be under heavy guard."

So what, people should just stop and harass anyone in a Green Monster costume? That is PROFILING.

Original comment made my day and yours just made it that much better.

Whatever you do, don't "walk your stupid ass into the black hole" and ask them.

I'd like to point out that at no point in the letter did Mr. Ricmag77 say, "wipe your mouth, dick." What he said was, "wipe your mouth dick." We cannot know this man's intentions, so I am forced to assume that "mouth dick" is exactly what he meant.

What about a pig MADE of watermelon?

It is but one less among many, but one thing remains clear: do not fuck with AJ Daulerio.

I'm sorry, Chef Patrick. You've been chopped.

Confused Kane > Sad Kane?

How is there even room for these two to exist on the same planet?

Can we just pause and let it sink in that Gronk has a Gronk fathead in his own house.

Sigh. If only Drew had been around in the days of Fatty Arbuckle, a lot of trouble could have been avoided.

I have to say, this doesn't seem like that great of a deal when you consider that you can get a TIE Fighter in Seattle for a mere $150: [seattle.craigslist.org]

It's because Bioware usually does an above-average job with character development and, as a result, relationships development. Mass Effect 3 in particular did a nice job with relationship progression without making it feel forced or stilted, especially if you were continuing a romance from a past game.

A couple of comedy writers, exactly what I would have figured. Thanks for looking that up. I would think they'd be great leads; they must know who is behind it (whether they are willing to admit it or not is another story).

What's baffling to me is how it accrued such a following anonymously. Half the value of the tweets is in the narrative, it's rarely a "that tweet was funny, I'll follow it." It's hard to retweet any one tweet, which makes it hard to spread. Once the account gained notoriety obviously that created some momentum, but…