Thanks, good looking out!

This is a light-hearted comedic movie and YOU’RE NOT TAKING IT SERIOUSLY.

I see you have constructed a new promotional endcap. Your skills are complete.

“Will work for hot queens.”

Crap, I starred your comment and now I think my throat is getting scratchy. Come on, sickies!

My, yes. Would work for Theron & Blunt, Inc.

Agreed. Sorry Johnny H, we love Woo! movies and we don’t care who knows it.

None can be in deNile about our punning prowess.

Yes, sometimes it’s just satisfying to smash a Taco Bell 12-pack box rather than enjoy a 5-course meal with an overbearing server. I’m surprised that more people aren’t Horus with rage over our pleb cinematic tastes.

Haha yes, I absolutely loved it. It felt like someone spent a ton of money to give me a throwback to the simple “Mom can we pleeease go see this movie?” cinematic fulfillment experience. (Except Mom would NOT be pleased with Clash of the Titans and its “modern violence”.)

I give the race thing a pass as it took until 2015 for my race to start getting decent screen time, so this is allllll fun and bombastic action for me. Clash of the Egyptian Titans!!

Your all-caps description sells this movie. Seriously hyped already!

Glad it does. It looks sweet, like a proper spin-off of Clash of the Titans. Epic scale, mythology-based not mythology-constrained, special effects, action: it is Set to take my money!

Hey! Stop giving the terrorists ideas!

We must unite to ban pens in 2015. Let’s flood the public consciousness with #PEN15. Put it everywhere so that, no matter where anyone looks, they cannot escape our message!

I need her mutant powers of digestion: (a) insane calorie-burn (the X stands for “Cross-fit” actually), and (b) forcing food through that abbreviated GI tract.

Official “Star Wars: Rebel Strike” art?

Scared me for a sec because of a Sunshine flashback...

Why not a dick with a mustache?

Thanks very much!