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S'cute! My little mutt does this, especially when she gets caught being on the couch.

Not at all. That was probably one of the best films of this year. Followed by, or in the range of, Whiplash (awesome), Men, Women and Children, Interstellar, Big Hero Six.

After watching the Strain, I read all three books, very nice. Then I picked up "The Shallows: What the Internet Is Doing to Our Brains" by Carr. Interesting read about the impact of the Internet/Smart Phones and our brains. I have also started to read Martin Shorts new book "I Must Say: My Life As a Humble Comedy

Cartman!

Damn... That was a clean hit. Don't play this game if you don't want to get hit. Pop warner football has harder hits then most of the NFL today.

(From the second video)
sounds of dot matrix printer in progress..printing ascii porn for the long haul.

Is this excel from office 365 or Google Docs?

And to think Operation Dumbo Drop was such a success. Where's Danny Glover when you need him! "I'm getting too old for this shit!" DG

I do this now with two browsers, side by side, one with pornhub and the other youporn.

This can fail. I'm looking forward to google ass. ;)

Cable guy called. Wanted to let you know the epic fail of cable management you designed and implemented.

Going to bring this into work and introduce it as my personal assistant. It will go with me to meetings, take my notes, etc.. LOL! Cannot wait!

It was a joke gents. Feeble attempt at humor. I will not be burned at the stake for my misgivings!!!

The Catholic Church does not approve.

Damn Charlie Sheen Bald Eagle..../flys away "Winging!" ;)

Pretty certain lock pick kits and bump keys, if obtained, are going to get you some unwanted attention, and if not parading around with them, I believe might be a crime unless you are a locksmith. Just sayin...

I find this to be the best tool to pick locks:

Direct to On Demand (skipping redbox) two months after release.