This is why I’m fat.  This way, it always looks like I’m dying, even if situation normal.

Obviously, the dumb head vomits poop.

That’s not a swollen butt cheek, guys, that’s a diaper that needs to be changed, asap.

 Mythic Quest: Raven’s Banquet | Apple TV Show

this is why divorce rates are up

Screw the gaming theme, these look super comfy. If they’re zero drop, I’d be in. But, I also wear toe shoes (because super comfy), so I could see these as a “socially acceptable” replacement.

Huh. I married my wife because she has an Astebreed.

*looks at self*

“Silos needed”.  That’s additional pylon constructing OG right there.

I mean, when was the last time capitalism wasn’t shortsighted?  

I dunno. Anyone I know who has seen Beat Saber loves the idea.

So, it’s an EGS exclusive until 2020, right?

Bearing in mind that bandwidth /= data caps.

internet speeds be damned - if you’re unlucky to have datacaps, 4k is not an option :(

I mean

And that they married and had two kids, Sasus and Jenta.  Sasus is the  more trollish of the two, and Jenta has a generous personality that is self-destructive, but together, between December and March they go clubbing in Heaven, and the results of their foam party fall to the earth in the form of snow.

Joke’s on you all.  Bethesda was playing the meta game.  This is actually a game where you are playing as customers of an EA game.

I “hear” ya. Stay strong. You’ll be able to find some joy in it, eventually. I have a few friends with IBS, one with Crohn’s, I don’t wish that on anyone.

LONG LIVE THE SHIELD TV