I am just gonna set this here. This points out what is wrong with this movie.

I am just gonna set this here to shut all the haters up. This shit points out what is wrong with this movie.

I actually like the last Samurai, because it oddly models my own life. I was in the Navy, so I came to Japan by boat. I served in the Military here, but I fell in love with Japan, and my Japanese wife. I am white, and I had to learn about Japan, and learn Japanese from that perspective, like Tom Cruise. I also…

Well, saying the N word is s birth right of being black, just like being Samurai is a Japanese thing. Keanu doesn`t have that right, and he is embarasing white people by acting like something he is not. What is the word for wigger, when you are trying to be Japanese when you are a white Canadian? I know he has some…

Thanks for being nice. At least someone out there is. You are sort of right. I am culture shocked, but it is way better than it used to be, and the culture back home isn`t much better, at least where I am from, or from what you see on here. A bunch of stupid fucking idiots, broke as fuck, smoking weed, and acting like…

Why do you think that I am not better than 99% of fuckwads out there? Why do you think that by believing that to be true, that makes me an ignorant fuck wad? Maybe I am right. When you use words like better, how do you know what I think think actually makes one person better than then next? Do I think that the amount…

Before you read my reply, I would like to ask the following from you. Please don`t view me as somone lsee than you, someone beneath you whom you need to correct. That sort of flawed thinking is preventing your from learning anything. Instead, realise that I am one of those rare individuals who are smart as shit, so…

What about the problem where I am the only white person on my whole neighborhood out here in Japan, in desperate need of socialization? Kotaku solves that problem, but you are acting like I can`t or shouldn`t even comment on it. Maybe I just like using English every now and again, even if all I use it for is to tell…

I am just gonna leave this here...

Well, you`re right, some Japanese people would have an issue with simply for my tattoos alone, or the fact that my white ass is even living here in Japan, in the first place. That is why I think it is even stranger for yet another American to pick up a Katana, and pretend they are Japanese. I live here, sure. I love…

I don`t really undestand what a juicy juice girl is, how a how she will take my Gaijin card from me? I don`t think the Japanese conside the Chinese to be the same race as them, either. Just look at the beef over those islands for fucks sake.

Two wrongs don`t make a right.

Everybody knows that vampires get burned the fucked up if the sun touches them. Fuck Bram Stoker. Well, not totally, but I value my opinon over his, so fuck him. Wouldn`t you?

I think the oddest thing that Japanese people see in the 47 Ronin, is that Keanu Reeves is staring in it, and he is the wrong fucking race. He is not Japanese, so he obviously is not believable as being a Samurai. Ronin means a Samurai with no master. He is more like a white boy with no right to the title he assigned…

Yeah, they took pot shots at Japanese culture, but those are the issues that I have to deal with everyday by living here. Like not finding a shoe sixe over 8.5 or some shit. Hello, I wear 13`s, those bitches are NOWHERE! Also, the thing I was pointing out about it was, it was a realistic take on modern Japan, as…

Don`t you mean they exported their culture? I don`t thing they imported Samurai culture to Japan, where I live, and am right now.

The only rules about vampires that matter are the one written by Anne Rice. Ok, put that aside for a moment. Basic vampire rules, Vampires get burned the fuck up if sunlight touches them, they drink human blood, etc. You ar got damned right I was pissed that Skyrim lets you walk around in the day time as a vampire.…

Well, they are not black dudes in the Three Kingdoms now are they?

Correct me if I am wrong, but this is a trailer for Sukiyaki Western Django, the movie you just used as an example. In this trailer they clearly say that it is Takashi Miike`s "English Language Masterpiece." So, you are totally fucking wrong when you say that no one in your examples talked in English. On top of that,…