It’s almost like the law was designed this way by... wealthy corporate donors?

Nah, couldn’t be. 

That is a big truck and there is literally no extra space in the cabin for anything but people.  That 6cyl is a decent engine but totally lacks grunt for such a large truck to even get out of it’s own way.  I had a similar engine in a smaller bodied short bed and it was a bit of a dog even on that overall.  I can’t…

Tried to explain this to my friend’s 20 year-old son. Just because a car is older it doesn’t mean it’s cool/good/classic. 

What makes it a classic? The terrible handling? The uncomfortable seats? The lack of survivability in an accident?

Ho-hum. Just your basic (very) work truck, with many miles of accumulated dust, dirt and dents . . . and an owner who is taking advantage of the alternate reality of used car pricing.

Your KBB is trade in value....

The way I see it, there are some silver linings to this:

What the fuck is this shit? I thought Texas was all about free market and getting the government out of business. Now they’re sitting here telling me there are rules and the free market won’t fix every problem and regulations exist for the good of consumers?

Oh so buying high and selling higher isn’t a good business plan?

It’s a crossover from Lexus/Toyota.  I think the vast majority of buyer don’t care about steering feel.

I’m more of a one-stop-shop guy.

So this is really a replacement for the Journey, not the Dart. 

A picture of the vehicle it will be based on, and therefore look like, would have been cool.

“Weird enough to be a Subaru?”

This one is basically the same as the Bees-Forks, which looks a lot like other Toyota crossovers. Guessing that Toyota did the design part of this share.

The new F-250/350's are probably the ones that are the worst for me, especially when behind me, some of the new Acura units are rough.

Silver is the worst color in general, and especially on cars like this, but you won’t find many sub $25K Prowlers. Especially later ones. Easy NP.

If my bank account (and wife) would allow, I’d buy it. It’s a weekend car, they’re fun (have friends who still have one, purchased new) and it’s easy to live with, unlike some of other, sportier and more exotic things that tempt you to empty your wallet.

I hear you, but I disagree. Modern Conservatism has become a parody of a political party, and its followers’ sole purpose seems to just be trolling people online and getting mad about headlines. I mean, look who they nominate for political office. It’s hard to portray modern Conservatism in any way that doesn’t come…

When was the last time you saw a white conservative character in real life that wasn’t a world-class jackass?