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I, for one, hope LA gets the ‘24 games. I hate that fucking place.

As a parent of three boys, I just feel so sorry for those kids because of what their asshole, attention-whore father is doing to them.

However, that gritty and realistic first two-thirds suddenly pivots to an over-the-top, fantastical finish. The final battle looks very much like Wonder Woman’s first onscreen foray—i.e., the Doomsday battle in Batman v Superman—complete with the hero and villain simultaneously fighting and flying in the dark.

I can’t imagine caring so much about what others think about how I look in my convertible. I’ve been driving convertibles exclusively for about 5 years and in that time I’ve been called “faggot” “asshole” and “bitch” more times than I can reasonably be expected to remember. At some point you just accept that people

Japanese guy wins a race and this guy clutches his Pearl Harbors.

EXACTLY.

This really brings into perspective the kind of rarified air I’m in as a 26 year old with no sexual partners since I was 20. I guess I peaked early. At what point are you so far removed from all sexual contact that you become a virgin again?

I don’t know about you guys but I think she’s kinda awesome

Whatever Novak, you’re just embarrassed because she clearly has bigger stones than you. Watch the interview: it wasn’t about the car, it was about some jackass trying to get away with shit and her putting her foot down and saying “F that, this is the GD line.” I would marry this woman in a heartbeat, but I doubt she’s

Hilarity and schadenfreude.

Hitting objects is not the same as hitting a person, but that doesn’t mean it isn’t threatening, or violence. We have different crimes for assault, battery, assault with a deadly weapon, murder, attempted murder, manslaughter, and what have you, but they all go on your record.

Hey Ironfists, move out of a state with such shitty laws. Seriously. Any place that believes a wall and a human deserve the same level of protection is a shithole full of backwards idiots. Releasing physical violence on inanimate objects is not domestic violence and shouldn’t be treated as such.

Leavitt apologized a few hours later

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“There is only one reason one invokes the Fifth: they’re guilty...”

To enlighten anyone else who wonders how in the holy fuck things like this happen when nobody cares about the franchise. $26M domestically is garbage even compared against a modest $40M budget, but 92% of box office gross came from the foreign market. Turns out that these stupid ass movies are more profitable than

The very idea of a “protected class” is patronizing and retarded.

Isaiah Thomas Is Out For the Rest of the Playoffs

What if I told you there was a C6 that was just your size?