YOU GAY TO WIN THE GAME

Way to go ESPN, merging two controversial topics in the NFL right now into one piece, an openly gay player and the effects of CTE on ex-players.

Riders have been griping about how dangerous the course is since arriving in Sochi, and some of their comments have painted a grim picture

I'm sorry, but I can't believe that Mendte was convicted of email hacking when he explicitly told Lane he was looking for a NSA relationship.

someone had left an indeterminate amount of semen on the sheets of the second bed, and those sheets had been taken away for cleaning, and hadn't come back.

"Two legs, bad."
- Greg Oden

BEEFTANK!

Travelling or not, she still drives a hell of a lot better than Laura Bush.

Buccaneers (staph change)

[i]A lion doesn't concern himself with the opinions of a sheep.[/i]

next on ESPN2, "CrossSit"

Mr. Pollack of Motoramatic:

At least someone in the family is well-armed.

Explain to me again this whole "dealerships protect consumers" thing you were talking about.

If there's one thing Jezebel truly excels at, it's not shutting up about stuff. You should have this problem solved in no time.

The last time an owner of St. Louis Spirits received $500 million was 2009, when the Cardinals paid off Tony La Russa's bar tab.

did the Browns really have to put team HQ next to some kind of abandoned box factory?

Well, he's a baller, so that's a start.

RG3: "I'm fucking serious guys, put me down."

MR2 Spyder. Small, athletic, not nearly as popular as that Miata girl that everyone has had at one point or another but every bit as fun, and.. the biggest set of headlights you'll find on a car that small.