"Hey, Snyde, don't make it obvious, but check it out — I think the woman next to me is the Progressive Insurance lady."

They're lucky to get off with suspensions. Oftentimes, a shocker results in expulsion.

I kept typing hunter2, but it all it would display was *******.

Tip: NONE, FORREST, NONE

This just in: Ted Williams is a head on the early Deadspin ballot.

Good to see Bernie Ecclestone enjoying some time off after the F1 season.

He looks like a horse in quicksand, or a mare stood in a mire, or something.

Puss In Boots

"Was Jay Z there?"

Befitting his favorite team, the guy nicknamed his dick "the lead."

Buuuulllllshit. Weed is great. Because it gets you high.

It's almost certainly just pine tar, which pitchers use on cold, dry nights because the ball is hard and slick, in part because they don't want it to slip out of their hand and hit someone in the head. Teams generally don't gripe about this because there's a mutual understanding that it's in everyone's interests for…

Here's a clear example of somewhere that MLB can learn from the NFL. The NFL fans have fully embraced replay, including the strategic aspect of when to use it.

Well the Cardinals can't really be too mad considering they all had Vaseline in their gloves last night as well

Talk about a DYAR situation.

"CHILI SLANDER"

if you follow Marcus Vick on twitter or just know what kind of person he is, there is nothing better than the Onion article "Marcus Vick Likely Out For Sunday Shift At Sbarro."

To be safe, police are investigating dagger, lead pipe, revolver, rope, and wrench as possible causes of death.

Scoreboard.