EllenSandbeck
EllenSandbeck
EllenSandbeck

I’ve spent one night in jail. It was when some skinhead motherfucker spit on my friend’s mixed race daughter when she was a toddler. There were two of us and six of them and we wrecked fucking shop. Police arrested us, of course, but DA didn’t charge and we were out by morning. I hope someone fucks this guy up.

I feel like Im going to have a stroke or heart attack just by reading this. I cant even give the parents credit for having restraint cuz I would have to get my hands on him. My little girl...nope I think I would’ve run him over with my car or ssomething. My God...

I’ve heard of more than one man ending up on the sex offender registry because of public urination in a park where theoretically children could have seen. But not in Michigan apparently. Those parents are calmer than I am. That motherfucker would be peeing in a bag the rest of his life.

A protest vote. You know, like voting third party because Bernie didn’t get the nomination...

Those same people who love to whine about the Electoral College (“but whyyyy can’t it just be one person, one vote”) lean heavily on its existence to allow them to vote with their precious consciences instead of their fucking brains.

While I hate to be dragged to his level, has he ever looked in a mirror?

And yet, there are still Republican women. How brain damaged do you have to be to be part of an organization/movement that doesn’t view you as a fully realized human?

Haha, seriously! I’m thinking I should run for office. In the summer time I work with a lot of kindergarten age kids and I blow their MINDS with my ability to do things like tie my shoe or name all 50 states. I feel like being in the House or Senate would be a similar experience.

BUT HOW HUMAN BE MORE THAN ONE IDENTITY SAME TIME? HOW WOMAN HAVE THOUGHTS? WHY WOMAN SPEAK? HOW IS BABBY FORMED? HOW MY NAME ANCIENT EMPEROR? TRUMP2016!

Haven’t you heard? Suffering brings you closer to god. Mother Theresa was a big fan of it (and also a sadist).

Poor thing. I’m sure if the homeless and jobless and most likely mentally damaged people you pass on your way to work every day knew that they had upset your iddy-biddy feewies like this, they’d finally get their shit together and make themselves disappear!

“I shouldn’t have to see the pain, struggle, and despair of homeless people to and from my way to work every day.”

If you leave a firearm where a kid can easily get it, you are the bad guy with the gun.

Calm down there, Satan.

All this "can she reach a harmonious balance between grandmotherhood and the presidency???!!!" is code for: we don't want a lady in office because she'll get vagina all over the presidency and that's just gross."

This after Romney wasn't asked once about how his freaking band of creepy, khaki-wearing sons would affect his run for presidency?

... ... what does it say about me that I'm more disgusted by the city's decision to dump that much water than I am by the teen's decision to piss in it?

Slutty? Man, all my lame Brownie troop did was eat cookies and do a few really lame crafts. I shoulda stayed in a few more years.

Pure Vanilla Ladyfingers

Christ's Own Caramels?