When cooked? Are you suggesting he could be improved by being set on fire?

THERE IS NO DEFENDING FISH IN THE OFFICE! BURN THE PERPETRATOR! DESTROY THE NON BELIEVERS!

Looks like you already don’t care and think people will find that impressive. Newsflash: it’s not.

My stepfather actually LIKES it and turns it on on purpose.

Is this the thing that makes everything look like a soap opera?

I have totally come around on the Property Bros and now I enjoy them.

I am guessing she’s a serial killer and he bangs the help, personally. Alternately, she’s banging Clint.

You ask about the bodily autonomy of the fetus but that does not exist. A fetus CANNOT exist autonomously. If therefore has no bodily autonomy and no role but to infringe upon the autonomy of the mother. I am not pro-abortion, but I am prochoice. Your argument hinges on a non starter.

OMG. YES. That was making me CRAZY.

They would all be improved with less Natalie Portman and more Kat Dennings.

It was not just porn posts and delicate sensibilities it was things like animals being brutally hurt and killed, people being assaulted, etc

Nickelodeon, not Disney. on a show called Drake and Josh.

Based on the recordings I do for work AND the number of callers who ask to speak to my mother, I sound around 7 years old.

maybe the episode of community where Jeff tries to get Troy to play football?

But is “I picked out someone I wanted to have a fling with” really an OPEN relationship? Or were you just asking for a hall pass?

and/or is already sleeping with and is worried he’s gonna get caught.

Tell me which of his movies didn’t have a drop dead gorgeous woman, please? Because if you think it was either Alien or Terminator, you should have your eyes checked and then look at Sigourney Weaver and Linda Hamilton again

yes for sure. The strong women of James Cameron’s movies are never sexy or exploited

I mean, he can call out the male gaze all he wants, but can we not pretend like Sigourney Weaver and Linda Hamilton are not smokin hot babes? Or are we going to say it was 100% necessary for Ripley to spend time in her panties and not all to be sexy and/or titillating.

Well, sometimes I do tell him that he claims to be Christian and he should remember that God is watching soooooo...kinda!