Now he’s just Marvin Bagley II.

“He failed to disclose a condition. It’s on Martellus to let us know he is black and has opinions. We have a fan base to consider.”

Hear, hear!

The second tweet is also wonderfully rambling.

it’s literally in their name, Food and Drug Administration

From the Reading Comprehension Tees

I hate Trump as much as the next person but this is petty.

Weren’t both those pitches curves? Maybe sliders, but they looked more curve-ish to me. The first one was a hanger in the middle of the strike zone and he did what you are supposed to do. The second one wasn’t buried, but it was definitely bottom of the zone and outer half. A decent piece of hitting.

WTF, no opinion on diagonal staples? So much better, and less chance of tearing.

For a second I thought you were referencing Donald Trump Jr.

I mean, Panama’s entire existence is predicated on letting things through.

McDavid owned the Flames so much last night he’s already complaining about a lack of public financing for their new stadium.

This is like the time me and some buddies were driving down to Buffalo to see a Sabres game. We all met up at my buddy Aidan’s house and we were about to get in the car and, with it clearly in sight, I called Shotgun. Clear rules, right?

I was given a ticket when I didn’t exceed the speed limit, because I was coaching at one school, and the patrol officer graduated from the other, and he let me know he was bitter about this. That happens in life.

Joke’s on him. Wentz uses direct deposit.

I’m not one to call some lady I’ve never met—or even heard of until now—a liar, but, umm...this:

Should have drank more water.

This is no surprise Barry - we all know videos from Asia blur any action after second base.

So I guess they blur out any guys scoring over there, huh?