If a fictional character’s recollection of the incident can go down as one of the most moving scenes in cinema, imagine what it was like being there.

Yo, doc.

this sounds 2000 and great.

The fact that he was falsely accused of a crime is just further proof that Whitehead isn’t Cowboys material.

So he’s not buying the Marlins either?

I was going to give you a star but you already had 38

Was there any blood on his sock?

How come women can’t go sleeveless when Paul Ryan is allowed to go spineless?

That’s a tomato

just think how long it took the giraffe to swallow his pride!

Doesn’t matter had sex.

It’s a volume business, so he was likely more focused on gathering inventory at the time.

It’s almost as if people die all the time every year...

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Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

Bet it’s not just fun they want American kids to grow up hating.

Can any of them play offensive line