Once you get to level 6 you get your own girlfriend robot that growls at competition!

"...the good old days that only exist on TV Land..."

To be fair, I'm only a few hundred XP away from Girlfriend Level 2. That entitles me to pay for drinks, but I'm waiting for Level 5. That's when I get pies baked for me.

It's too blurry to read, but I've reconstructed what this sign says:

Hey! No fair! I'm drinking Franzia right now!

Although, I am pretty sure that I negged my current bf on our first date. I said, "Really?" when he ordered a white wine at a bar.

My cousin was getting hit on hard-core at a bar one night, like, seriously the guy just wouldn't take the hint. So after a while, he looked down at his phone and she said suddenly, "Who are you talking to?" He looked really confused as she continued, "Oh my God, you're talking to another girl? HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO…

I don't why that's really funny but well played.

Maybe she's waiting for the fourth hour with Hoda and Kathie Lee? What wine goes with racism anyway?

Everyone needs to watch this amazing cover of the Jurassic Park theme song. Click it. YOU WILL NOT REGRET IT.

• a stand up KitchenAid mixer

LOL! Yeah, that's pretty much the concept.

I've got a couple of dudes arguing with me over how we can "always get an abortion, gawd, women!". It's pretty horrific.

Well, if a woman doesn't want a kid...her only options are to use contraception or not have sex. Ditto for a dude. I don't understand how stating those facts is somehow wrong or anti-women...? I'm not siding with the dudes in this article; all I'm saying is that we need to remind men that pregnancy is a consequence to…

If you lurk around there, they have sales occasionally that put their things *more or less* in the same price range as ModCloth, at least as far as dresses go. I have drunk the Kool-aid and now think it's totally worth the price.

Modcloth's bathing suits are amazing too. They cover-up that evil fatty bit between my arm and tits.

As a longtime ModCloth shopper, I will warn you to buy multiple sizes and send back the ones that don't work. Or get a ModCloth stylist on the line and talk to them. Because fat, skinny or whatever, some of their sizing is just weird. The Windy City dress fits me PERFECTLY except for the neck is too tight. Move up…

I order from Modcloth a LOT. They use different designers, so here's the best advice:
1. Read the customer reviews and PICTURES

We think plus sizes could be even bigger than our regular sizes.