Kind of a niche market, then.

Yeah, it's a delicate enough procedure without introducing more hardware into the mix.

What? I don't see...what???

facial stubble "stylers."

This is so mean, getting the hopes up of those dolphins, thinking they've finally been reunited with old friends.

Yes, the Leela's parents one! That song that's played during that montage...*sniffle*...ALL THE FEELS!

Oh goody! The MRAs and reverse sexism jackasses are here! Crying about double standards! Woohoo! Because this picture is totally A THING that women do. Women ALWAYS be taking pictures of obvious man junk and posting it on the internets! We sit in front of our computers, frantically refreshing our MANJUNK…

Scott's a dick.

I've already had a similar app for YEARS. It's called "my mother." And instead of a fake hot guy deigning to virtually "go out" with me after calling me "fattie," my mother concern trolls my weight while offering me cookies.

Are...are we not supposed to give blow jobs to uncircumcised dudes??? Was this a rule no one told me about?

Lure me into a van with promises of candy?

Tish Cyris's face is FREAKING ME OUT in that picture. It's the eyes, they are too big but also dead looking, maybe?

A squishy fetus stress toy? MY MIND HAS BEEN CHANGED!!! IT'S A MIRACLE!!! I'm totes pro-life now. If you give me a squishy assault rifle and a squishy hetero married couple, I will change my mind about gun control and gay marriage, too!

*fangirl squee!*

An ugly baby is kind of like a gay kid in a conservative family. Everyone knows it except for the parents, but no one is going to say anything to them.

But that's a post-birth decision. My understanding of the article was that the animals are skewing the numbers they actually get birth to.

If animals can do this, it wouldn't be a conscious decision. "Oh I think I'll have a boy baby now!" Tigers are consciously thinking about risk-reward benefits regarding their offspring.

Well you just got the fun sprinkled all over, didn't you? I think ages 12-16 are THE WORST, and then it's all a slow gradual increase of awesome from there. I can't wait to be a cranky, old lady. I have the cranky part DOWN PAT!

Yeah, this was before allergies were cool. At least at the time, the worst thing that would happen is that I would throw up. When I was 23, my tree nut allergies took a turn for the worse and eating one would start full on anaphylaxis. Surprise! EMBARRASSING MOMENTS IN GRADUATE SCHOOL HISTORY!

I'm allergic to all tree nuts, and peanuts too, actually. Though peanuts only make me sick to my stomach.