Maybe they get that itchy finger bidding like I do when I'm fighting over some piece of crap on eBay.

Medical student, my rusty butt. That's as hackneyed a line as "it was a dark and stormy night."

Skip it.

MY mother told me that anything goes between married people, ('Twas the 70's) up to and including oral, anal and *whatever* sexual congress. Tarzan and Jane, Adolph and Eva, whatever. The secret to all this is it's a PRIVATE matter between two CONSENTING adults, according to Mom.

Also,royal rumors would be much cooler if men wore codpieces and the ladies wore trousers.

Irony here?

Fat man in a lit-tle coat!

I do. I have a sucker fish that'll eat tubifex worms right out of my fingers and his lips are as soft and gentle as velvet. He may look weird but he has the manners of a prince. That is all.

Oh, yeah. Me, too. I still think of it as That Time I Boffed a Republican Ugh.

Ah! My father taught me, lo, many years ago. He started me off on a Honda 175 motorcycle so that I would understand A) clutch/gears B) I can easily be killed. Then he put me behind the wheel of a '65 Chevy truck to learn that MOST SATISFYING of standard transmissions, the 3 on the tree. After that, it was easy to…

What self respecting person can't?

Well, he popped me for 93 in a 70 (Bates County, Missouri) I said, "You're cute!" He said, "None of that." 450 dollah.

Watch out for the Man.

Yup

Madam...I love my Accord more than any other car I've ever owned. It runs like a race car and turns on a dime. It's never let me down. And when you stomp it into passing gear, hang on to the stering wheel.

Har dee HAR! I'm about as far from a white soccer mom as it gets. My Accord is only disguised as a White Bread Ride. Get the V6 package. Your bisexuality will thank me.

Go with a Honda Accord.

Maudie, you've made me so happy!!

A good gf of mine is a great respiratory therapist. (You ought to know, a good respiratory therapist is a nurse's best, best friend. Manage that airway, babe!!) My pal also happens to be African American. Some old coot rejected her as his therapist because, black. His respiratory status deteriorated to the point he…