Bonus points if there is a scene in which, surrounded by hostiles, they formulate a plan by speaking to each other in groot.

A Good Day to Live Free or Avenge Hard

Avengers with a Vengeance

The timeline is already hosed. Spider-Man Homecoming had an “8 years later” title card indicating time since The Avengers, but was supposed to be just a couple months after Civil War, which was in 2016...

Everyone keeps saying this and I don’t get it. So the gauntlet was a bit tarnished, so what? Thanos still used it to space gem himself out of there, so seems like it was still working fine.

Except Barry punched Ralph out a few weeks ago.

Crap, I was spared. Which means I’m doomed! Should have known, since I am not slated to appear in an upcoming Marvel features.

Yeah, I failed to notice that until you pointed it out. My brain interpreted the ankle monitor and everything below it as part of the drum kit’s pedal mechanism.

You are correct, and that same thing has been bothering me repeatedly in all the Thanos discussions. I just opted not to bother fighting it. Language changes, and I think genocide as a synonym for “mass murder, but like even more extreme” has become the common usage.

Do you ever go home for Thanksgiving and find yourself having to help your grandma figure out why the shortcut on her windows 98 desktop doesn’t open her AOL messages anymore?

Is that header image actually from BTAS as the caption says? I’d swear it’s from the karaoke bar scene in last year’s Batman and Harley Quinn movie, which was deliberately animated in the same style.

The city government of Seattle is just a puppet government for Fillmore Graves now, so who knows. The city charter probably says something about the mayor’s duties falling to whichever main character needs more to do.

I like it.

AOS already addressed it: the entire show is Coulson’s dying hallucination as he lays on on operating table with a gaping sceptre wound in his chest.

Antony! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Remember, Scott can control ants. He’s probably making this one do that as a party trick for Cassie or something.

Counterpoint:

Had Quill shown more restraint, Thanos would still have kept his gauntlet somehow. Quill’s emotional needs could have cost something, but we know they didn’t, because Dr. Strange looked at 14 million plus possible futures and Thanos wins in all of them but one.

Yeah, not stranded. They don’t even have to fix the Milano, the “assorted morons” contingent of the Guardians didn’t crash. There is a shot where the parked ship is visible.

“It was the only way.”