Plus, his cool podium can move, too:

We Went to Rural Georgia and Smoked a Ton of Meat 

Not to take anything from DD but I think I can drive by Eric Trump.

The bigger question is could one drive by without shooting?

Yes, thank goodness these guys took several minutes to make these risky Twitter and Instagram posts. I’m sure Bill Russell would be so proud of these grand actions.

#ImWithStan

uh no but close....

The 18-year-old Finnish winger now has 11 goals and 15 points on the young season.

Another installment of Pensive Thoughts from the MAGA CUM LOUDLY crowd:

Shouldn’t this story be filed under FunBag?

In fairness though, there is a resemblance to his quality control pro. The fan may have just requested the wrong soda.

Poor Tiffany. She longs to be called a piece-of-ass by her father.

A mutual admiration society between two “bigly” assholes.

Color me shocked!

Wall, on the same night he passed Wes Unseld for the all-time franchise assist lead (a hell of an accomplishment at age 26)...

So the Eagles from Southside were over-matched and Trapped Again.

They couldn’t shoot for shit but did you happen to see the Asbury Jukes?

Does the prospect of Trump winning give any of you a fear-boner?

But in truth, there is no curse more regrettable than becoming the Boston of the Midwest.

The Indians, on the other hand, had to turn to one of the worst hitters in history for their final at-bat.

Just wait until the Cubs break Cleveland’s heart again by signing Ricky Vaughn.

Not surprisingly it’s seemingly fashioned after Ricky Bobby’s Wonder Bread Classic White car.

Apparently Norv’s scrotal-neck scarred the psyches of too many young fans.