I've had this happen to me with a few different friends, and my policy is this: double what the tip SHOULD have been, and lay it on the table. I don't say anything to the friend but I also make zero effort to hide what I'm doing.If they were especially cheap then I make sure to look them in the eye while I do the…

Even if he had been homeless and bothering the women, the answer isn't to yell at him from inside the building. Homeless people, panhandlers, and, yes, even black people are human beings. Seriously, what the fuck is that?

Well, here's the thing, he's had work done for many years. So the plastic surgery thing isn't new. Second of all, what you need to ask yourself is why are these things, nail polish, lip gloss/lipstick, scarves, etc strictly "female related" to you? Because they aren't inherently. Third, Kim's gonna Kim, and that's…

Does your dream first date end with the guy walking away and then turning around at the last moment to say "Just one more question..."?

Emile Hirsch really fucked up. He's probably going to get sentenced to like 8 meet and greets for that.

Seriously? As a trans woman alumna of a women's college, I was with you kinda sorta until "RIP women's colleges." My personal view is that anyone with any experience of womanhood, whether applied or internalised should be welcome at a women's college. And that includes FAAB non-women (trans men and non-binary folks).…

I met the Johnson family when they were my service customers at the BMW dealer where I worked. Jack Jr seemed like a really nice, easygoing guy, just the opposite of how you'd expect a professional athlete/Olympian to act. His parents, on the other hand, acted like the worst kind of self-entitled jerks. His mother's…

They did not love their child. They loved an idea of a child that did not exist.

"Love" is a verb. You can have abstract feelings of warmth or fondness toward your children, but if you're not behaving in a loving way, you're not really loving them.

Because police officers aren't paid enough, and so it's all the assholes that just want to have power over the defenseless that apply for the jobs. Mostly. There are some good ones.

can ginger do anything fred can, except backwards in heels?

"Her fiancee, Simon Rich, is a writer for SNL and the New Yorker. Her fiancee's mother, Gail Winston, is an executive at Harper Collins, the house that is publishing her book. Her future father-in-law is Frank Rich, of the New York Times. And her friend, John Mulaney, is also in her corner."

A lot of things.

"you need to accessorize, marine. see how fly i am? this oak leaf cluster will bring some interest to this otherwise drab suit"

No, he doesn't, and it looks like he's doubling down on 12/25 as the literal birthday of Jesus.

no no. "Christmas Shoes" is the worst. period. Christmas. period. Song. Period. Ever. Period.

I think she's married to her current stylist. :/

what dream world does this woman live in? Does she think a male child molester will try and follow a little girl to the bathroom, but then be thwarted when he sees that its the ladies room? Even if men crosstressing for the purpose of molesting was actually a thing, bathroom doors are not pedophile-proof force…

He could have said "I am not going to marry you."

You ever really looked at one of those? Like, straight at it? Fucking. Terrifying. Like looking into the abyss, and seeing how you're going to die. The word alone makes me shudder. Dickhole.