I’m here to get emotional and make Piper anecdotes, and I'm all out of Piper anecdotes.

How about instead of these brutalities nobody asked for, they give us Predator and Tremor. They promoted them pre-launch like they were ready to rock, and have dragged their feet ever since.

Amen.

All I can say is: they better fucking make a Sasha Grey skin for a champion who has mostly swallow-centric powers.

Game: blouses

Roach, and the pathing in general, but most especially Roach are my biggest bugaboo in this game. Did you brush up next to a twig whilst full gallop? Complete stop. Rage.

Exactly. What made original special was the fact the the villains cause was seemingly frivolous: lets knock off some banks and find an ‘endless summer.’ And it would’ve been laughable had Swayze not delivered Bodhi in a way that made their mission compelling and believable. Which bring us to the other other real draw:…

Major letdown nobody made a penis mightier jibe.

Leonard Cohen is a national treasure.

I, for one, am pumped for Bloodborne: Werewolf Bar Mitzvah

FWIW Shang Tsung does appear in - Spoiler Alert - Ermac’s tower ending. He lures Ermac there and drains him of his souls to bring himself back to his original state. Perhaps a foreshadowing for MK11 storyline?

Not to mention there’s no way Goro would fit in a sleeping bag.

Either you’re slangin’ bone soup, or you’ve got an eye for the hoop.

And behind all this is a bald man with the surname of White, who is bankrolled by the Fertitta hermanos.

FWIW I got Scorp as my starting silver card.

First 6-8 towers are a cakewalk. If you’ve played the Injustice or WWE mobile games, you’ll have no problem wiping the floor with your krew of low level generic Kombatants.

You have no ham to survive make your time.

Jeremy Jamm deserves his own show.

Ahoy!

a young man whose name we do not know