Guys, pay attention. It was only the end of the second quarter. Look at the graphic in the corner. It says “2nd” right there on the screen. Such an embarrassment to see a mistake like that on this usually-wonderful website.

I thought Deadspin would be excited about the decision. Finally an American sports team is going to reuse an old Arena.

Knock knock.

Paterno probably could have avoided the injury had he not been too busy looking the other way.

aight that’s 15,934 “stick to sports”es and 1 “stick to politics.” long way to go but keep at it bud

Just before the final out, my 95 year old grampa, veteran of two wars, cancer survivor, and long-suffering cubs fan, pulled me aside and, with a tear forming in his steel grey eyes, said, “The blacks ruined this neighborhood and your sister dresses like a whore.” This was for him.

the Indians never quite threatened, but they constantly threatened to threaten

Tebow reached on a fielder’s choice...

I’m not sure if anyone heard about this other fun fact. But the Warriors blew a 3-1 lead in last year’s NBA Finals. (The Finals is the championship series in professional basketball.)

He’s tried to make me geaux to rehab
I won’t geaux, geaux, geaux.

All my excess live in Texas.

April of this year—the beginning of the baseball season—Indians owner Paul Dolan said the team would move away from using the demeaning depiction of a supposed Native American, instead making the block-letter “C” the team’s primary logo.

I can’t even make a pun one person can enjoy, let alone one that forty love.

Jupiter is in retrograde and the chimes of Old Vassiloth are tinkling in a cold Martian wind rolling over the frozen shoulders of Olympus Mons. Huginn and Muninn sit on the captain’s shoulders and he is lost in the ocean between his ears.

His punishment will almost certainly be a lifetime ban from Blue Jays games. Or, if he has a really good lawyer, he’ll get a lifetime ban from Blue Jays and Leafs games.

“Oh, sure, but a white man uses every part of the chicken and people get all squeamish.” —Ronald McDonald

I’m so sick and tired of you liberals endangering my children with allowing sexual deviants and predators into their bathrooms.

Ah, so you’re this guy, huh?

“Video evidence is a bitch.”