BRB dying

Calling a dead actor a “rising star” seems to be in really bad taste. And here I thought nothing could be more insulting than being this patronizing to Angela Lansbury.

And this is why birth control should be available for everyone who needs it. Maybe it might have made a difference in this case.

So what about us perpetual singletons? How do we fare on the heart disease scale? You mentioned that it’s different for single people, but did not elaborate. Are we better off? Worse?

The employee that “assisted” was not the sharpest tool in the shed. She did not even grasp the basic details: though my friend’s father was the one that had passed, she recommended that we chose a dress with a high collar or scarf so that the lower portion of his neck was covered. I suppose his cross-dressing days…

Okay, I’ve read the article in the link and I still have no idea who this guy is. Am I missing anything important by not knowing this rando?

The Jennifer Aniston pregnancy tales are getting old and boring, so the writers of the tabloids have to find new victims to put on the cover. Luckily for them, the new showbiz generation is finally old enough for fantasy pregnancies.

By Nicholas Spark standards that’s pretty tame. Looks like this time he had to content himself “only” with the Holocaust. I bet he’ll double up on the cancer in his next number.

It’s a Nicholas Sparks movie and nobody dies (except for one old guy)? Blasphemy! I want my money back!

I live in Europe, Prague to be specific. I might as well be invisible, and it's not even due to age. I'm in my mid-twenties, but men have never really hit on me here, only abroad. I have no idea why that is.

Is that...a sexy Mary Poppins???

I have no idea what’s going on with all this, but this gif is weirdly mesmerizing.

Poor Drake. First he’s forced to kiss her and now he has to sit on her cooch for all eternity. He doesn’t look very happy about it.

There was a pretty hot bartender at my hotel and I met a few good-looking guys at a dance club in town. I didn't sleep with them, but the opportunity was definitely there. I was also in my late teens at the time, so that might have been a factor.

Looks like Björk has found her spiritual successor. At least in the wardrobe department.

I'm not a big fan of kids, but this photo makes me squee from the adorableness. I love how happy they both look.

The Mediterranean is pretty good for this. Whether you go to Greece, Italy or one of the Balear Islands (Mallorca, especially), there are always plenty of hot dudes interested in horny tourist ladies. Paris is great for flirting as well, but, surprisingly enough, the place where I got hit on the most was London. All I…

Parent of the year.

What these people say: “I support religious tolerance!”