This is all cute and all, but it’s strictly against the rules. Square actively punishes people for doing this and I’m sure there will be reports up the ass because of this, now.

I’m glad this is the case, too. These two people are assholes, objectively.

That’s not being a purist, that’s just being stupid.

You do have direct control. You have more control than you ever will in a series that has always boiled down to spamming the X button to kill literally everything with physical attacks.

If that’s your idea of “direct control”, your taste in games is shit and we all…

Yeah, because if there’s one thing that makes games feel like an MMO, it’s a system to micromanage a party.

You fucking idiot.

Yeah, ‘cuz you totally couldn’t do that in other Final Fantasy games.

You couldn’t do that in FFX in the fight against Sin’s fin by using Cheer a few times with Tidus, Wakka and Khimari in the party, spamming the X button for autoattacks and then killing endless spinspawn to accrue ridiculous amounts of levels in the…

Which is why the Zodiac Job System exists, to limit how much each character can do. Luckily for you, it’s part of the remaster.

Don’t take this the wrong way but every single time I’ve had any conversation at length with anyone who held the notion that FFXII was, quote, “a single player MMO”, I always end up getting to the conclusion that the person not only severely misunderstanded the game on probably every front imaginable, as well as…

Anime studios do this all the time. You just don’t notice it. It used to happen extremely often back in the day, especially for shounen or mahou shoujo series which had characters do their one special attack, and they would reuse the animation and sound effects / voice-overs for the entirety of the series or until a…

He had voiced out about this years ago and his answer was the same. It’s good to see he still retains that opinion.

Sadly though, Sakaguchi is a bit on the overrated side. I know I’ll catch some flak for this but it’s true. He barely touched any of the games he worked on, with several years worth of testimonials of…

I really don’t understand the admiration for the menu. It’s not even as good as the ones from Persona 3 and 4.

Persona 5's a great game but it’s been so weird seeing people’s reaction to it. Half the stuff people are praising it for was done better in the previous two games. It’s almost as if people think this game…

I’m sorry you have no brain.

I’ve lived in Japan. Life is exhausting enough that the mere thought of climbing that as I come home from college fucking destroys me.

> “Also, I dont’ tend to care about the “optics””

As a semiotics major, I’m here to tell you that the fact that you don’t tend to care doesn’t really mean anything. Your brain — and the human brain in general — does. 

> “I hate protest for the sake of protest. That’s where the true stupidity of the world lies.”

It was going so well until this. I can already deduce your political stance from a mile away just by the word choice on these two sentences.

Part of what problem?

Seriously, look at what you’re implying here:

By “part of the problem”, you’re referring to a rift between the police and the general public. In the context of an unnecessary murder of an innocent pregnant woman with children. What you’re implying here is that, by openly being anti-cop or whatever…

In that sense, can we all just lobby to get you euthanized? ‘Cuz you’re clearly perfectly okay with killing people for the sin of having mental issues.

She didn’t threaten the police with guns though. There was already a registered warning on her and her home. The protocol here would be to carry spray and/or a taser.

They didn’t follow protocol. That’s the problem, actually. Keep drinking that republican coolaid bro.

I’m a half-japanese half-portuguese, Japan-born, Europe-living halfbreed scum. I’ve lived in half of the major countries in the European Union and I’ve been since I can remember regaling in the tales of utter and magestic stupidity hailing from the States that are United.

Honest question: How in the ungodly living fuck…

Clicked the link to take a closer look. Scrolled around and saw the bar on the left, which is a collection of author’s recommendations on things from Amazon, chosen categorically by showing sexualized images of some of the characters in the work.

And I’m like: Jesus christ. Is there literally nothing the Japanese won’t…

There’s a fucking mechanical keyboard community? I mean, what the hell is there to “commune” about?

“Hey guys, I’m typing at you with this keyboard.”

“Same.”

“Same.”

“same”

“samnne

*samae

*same

sorry guys this keyboard is bad.”

There’s a furry on Kotaku comments who comes around pretty frequently and he pretends like he’s a woman (see: a female... fox thing) with a gigantic cock. That’s weird enough.

I had a friend who I tried being open-minded with about the whole furry thing and he eventually started asking me about all sorts of things,…