So...Snowden did a good thing?

I was implying he wanted to bone his brothers, but now I'm thinking it's a Romney.

I don't know. I was an office manager once. It was a good job, but I'm not sure $70,000 covers the headache of dealing with that sort. Once you factor in therapy it comes out to much less.

Shouldn't the communication director be a little better at ... well communication?

Correction. Dude, she's not some PR flack. She's like the COMMUNICATIONS Director. Get it straight, you slutbag.

I'm starting to wonder if this campaign is real. This sounds like an episode of Parks and Recreation. Like if they brought Councilman Dexhart back or something.

I'm practically convinced the entire Weiner operation is secretly funded by Quinn at this point. How better to keep one of the well-qualified, non-asshole candidates from effectively challenging her in the media than keeping this dickbag in the limelight for as long as possible?

Ha, I made a burner account just to make this comment, and was 3 minutes late! Glad to see I'm not the only one who immediately made this connection, though...

So you're saying they have a job opening?

The glamour shot on the Daily News/good luck getting a job points, valid. But, like the um like rest of it? What is she, like 12? What was her last gig, PR for One Direction? Nope, wait, that team is more polished.

I would never want to see a transcript of me talking because it would be full of "I'm all" and "she's all" and "like" and "dude."

I didn't know Rebecca Martinson (that angry sorority girl who sent that infamous e-mail) became a communications director. I'm surprised she didn't use the term "cunt punt" this time!

HOLY CATS - is there not one person in that campaign who understands the word "professional'?!

Does anyone know what desk that is in photo number 2?

Not useful for people like me who work from home. I do not have a filing cabinet and neither do I know anyone who does really. All I can do from the article is make my desk clutter free. That is it.