Obviously someone got an 11 killstreak.

What’s especially useful about you guys is that you make it so easy to spot you.

Fuck CNN

babies are gross

Getting tackled by a girl is nothing to be ashamed of. Now getting tackled by a kicker...

Now I’m just throwing it out there. Maybe, just maybe, Trump might not be fit to be President.

Best part is that it was on TV.

But is he still the kind of guy who would go all the way to Latvaria just to beat up Doctor Doom because he owed him $200?

I was hoping he’s gonna say something like:

Jackery makes the most popular battery cases around? Since when? Did your anker contract expire? (only being semi serious about this; Anker makes AWESOME stuff and i always look forward to seeing what harebrained shit they come up with)

Jackery makes the most popular battery cases around? Since when? Did your anker contract expire? (only being semi…

Yes! I have erectile dysfunction and I can already see how this would help me!

Meh. I honestly still don’t miss 4k gaming on the XBO...because, quite frankly, 4K gaming just isn’t there or a necessity at this point. I prefer to worry about addressing frame rate drop offs in some of the more challenging titles....

Chicago needs your help. So many fraudulent tickets issued to people in IL that never drove to Chicago.

If it turns out Mrs. Shot’s first name is Martha I’m out.

Disclaimer: I’m not voting for anyone

“If he had a (D) by his name you partisan hacks would be swooning. 80% of what Trump says is essentially what Democrats have been saying for the past 16 years. Rebuild infrastructure, stop wasting money overseas on nations that can defend themselves, stop trying to nation build, protect our veterans. “Help our…

I think both are guilty of approaching this with an, initial, emotional weight. How does Tony go from this anti-authoritarian to a by-the-book orders guy? And how does cap go vice versa? it’s because they seen themselves in contrast to one another. Tony, at first, resents caps way, and Cap resents Tony. It’s because,…

Well, now that I’ve seen it...I’m 50% on Team Tony and ZERO percent on Team Cap.

I found it kinda cute because it reminded me of every old person on Facebook. “Hey Jimmy iTS GRANDMA lol love u - love grammy.”