“Report: A Body Has Been Found at Apple Headquarters”

“Superior” was soooooo good.

I know i’m responding to a comment from last year, but it doesn’t destroy the physics. You don’t kick cars in Road Rash. You kick other bikes, and it’s really quite ineffective unless the rider has been stunned first.

lol @ people putting their credit card info on facebook

Of course not, silly. It will cost them $70.75/month, because on a completely unrelated note ISPs are universally increasing the cost of internet service by an even $10.

You’ve missed the point if you think anyone is saying you shouldn’t be concerned about the direction the country is going or that you should be passive. The point is to examine WHY you back a certain candidate for the less overt biases that are inherent in support. And look at who you think is best capable of…

Jesus Christ on a cracker Ellie, what did I ever do to you to deserve this kind of treatment?

Yeah, his stream is pretty fun. He even played the new (unreleased) UFC game recently. Never even *tried* to use any wrestling while he played, so the game is v realistic.

Damn Tara, that illustration is flame emoji x100

This is the funniest shit I’ve seen all year.

The first thing you have to do is figure out who the father is.

Tidal was more like a stillbirth.

Imagine a cop did this to your kid. In fact, imagine anyone did this to your kid.

That’s what make me so skeptical about this. Because at $1500, I expect it to have at least a core i7 in it, not an i5. Otherwise, you’re better off getting the $1000 Surface Pro 3.

check out my iphone, its the thinnest and prettiest designed yet!

Hey, I never claimed to be all that bright. But yeah...in hindsight, I guess it wasn’t such a good idea.

Pretty sure this is what happened to me that time I ate at Applebee's.

Haha, this made me laugh.

Wow, everybody's going to drag out a fucking sob story that in no way backs up their point today. Well fine: I could maybe see the point of denying yourself life's vices before I developed cancer, saw my dad die of a later-stage form of it and watched a friend stationed in Afghanistan off himself because the Army…