I don't have a Jeep, or a snowboard, but I do posses an old Audi on cheapo all-seaons, a crappy cell-phone camera, and a mildly loose interpretation of self-preservation.

Because while the rest of South Carolina was shut down like a nuclear family within earshot of a siren, I was out being a complete and utter dumbass:

Vimeo version for those who can't view the Youtube video:

AMG Made a Boat

I'm not saying I'm actually any good at snow drifting. Nor am I saying this is the best video. But this is, in fact, a video of me snow 'drifting'...among other things...yesterday during the 'Snowpocalypse' in South Carolina. Also, the whole thing is set to an idiotically schizophrenic soundtrack.

Oh, I go out and drive, but just to play around. As in, I stay away from heavily traveled routes and always use a modicum of common sense and driving knowledge en route to the parking lot/field/abandoned construction site, etc. If there's other people on the road, I give them a wide, cautious berth. If there's more…

3 years out of the past 4, the area of South Carolina where I live has gotten over 4" of snow and ice at least once or twice a winter.

AWD or not, I'm going to invest in some winter tires at this rate. I wanna be able to stop and steer when this shit happens.

When it comes to Group B rally, greatness isn't measured by whether or not you win, but whether or not you survive.

If only the dad didn't dress like such a tool.

Generally speaking, the people who won't use snow tires in winter conditions on their own are also the same people who wouldn't follow a mandate anyway. It's a level of ignorance, over-confidence, and disrespect for the conditions. So, make it as expensive as humanly possible for said people, without punishing…

This also happens to be a real thing in Mississippi hill country, where, in less powerful cars, you either go over the speed limit going down the hill or you fail to meet the minimum speed limit climbing up the next hill due to not having enough momentum.

Simple solution for the snow tire problem:

#7

Michele Mouton is ALWAYS my first answer whenever anyone asks about great racing drivers who were also female. Such an amazing career.

First song. That song fits almost any driving situation.

Merely statistical delay, m'boy.

-times fast, out loud.

Lol, I just want to see how many people try and say it ten times fast.

How many times would a drunk punk dunk his hunk of junk till it's sunk to its trunk if a sunk-drunk punk could dunk his hunk of junk with a trunk?

"Ssssh. I'm working."

I'd actually buy that Jeep.