And while playing guitar! AND singing! Prince was made of music.

OK, since you just handwaved the fact that women’s emotional labor last forever, let’s look at another key difference. By your own overly lengthy description, men do this labor to attract women, which means, to get something for themselves. Women’s emotional labor consists of listening to the man, giving comfort or…

I mean, it’s a good anecdote but that story is WILD. Wild. I feel like you must not have read it, and you should.

YES! He can do the charming at first and then turn scary in a flash thing so well!

Because they’re fantastic! Well, ok, this is the only I’ve read, but it’s great!

Ohhhhh that beachhouse fight was amazing. The best editing on a reality show ever. At one point as they squabble, the camera zooms in on her little white dog licking its butt. Seriously, they should teach that in film school.

That last reunion, WHEW! She just would not give a straight answer about one single thing. It was gross of Andy to ask about her boobs being smaller, but it was hilarious how she said it was just the dress only to say much, MUCH later that she’d had the implants taking out. If she were in my life or affected it in any…

Wow. You’re even more tapped into the spirit of this bracket than I am. ReSPECT.

On the one hand, it’s kind of baked in, so there’s no need to vote for it. But also, it’s not like cocktails on the beach time off. It’s not having a job that pays you, and having to scramble daily to stay alive. So there’s no way I’m voting for it.

 I think free bleeding goes against the current social contract (there are a lot of shared seats) and if society breaks down, we wouldn’t care about that. Plus on the heavier days, you could just lie somewhere with your legs up, or whatever is comfortable because we probably wouldn’t still have a 40 hour workweek. My…

I still want a do over so that we get a final with Birth Control in it. Best apolocalypse preparation I can think of. Given this choice, I voted Indoor Plumbing so that I can hoard alcohol, and drink in the bath until my time comes.

Jim Cooke is about to create the most 2018 artwork possible: our champion, the toilet. 

I would just like to say something to the people who backed bees right up until the last round: you can all go sh*t in the ocean. Literally. An ocean that can’t support fish likely would also not host all the doodoo diseases. You voted for a planet that’s over 70% bathroom, and now you’re rejecting it. And really, it…

These teasers and trailers have me on the tiniest saddest loop where all I can do is ask WHERE IS FELIX?

LMAO what a mess. What a choice:Unlimited Time Off to satisfy the base level and maaayyyybe the second level of Maslow’s hierarchy/try not to remember the horrors that you’ve witnessed, or Sex that’s all the more Dramatic due to the lack of birth control. We could have had the silver lining of no debt/cool clothes but…

So 2 years ago, Ordering In won. Last year, it was Long Summer Vacations. This year, it could be Unlimited Time Off. We are not a high energy group.

I feel like Mississippi Goddamn would be a better drink name, and would still make the predominantly white patrons uncomfortable when they order it.

#NotMyConsensus

And you know that most of these bee voters, who’ve left a dead ocean and innumerable unwanted pregancies in their wake, will abandon the bees without a second thought now that they’re up against pets! Bees got over 1500 votes last round, and I doubt they’ll scrape 500 next time.

Pets may defeat bees on this bracket, but it’s just a matter of time before all the feral children seal the pets’ doom.