This made me realize that my 16 year-old daughter hasn't read Flowers in the Attic. I feel like I need to hook her up immediately, but I can't decide if that makes me a shitty mom or an awesome mom (or an awesomely shitty mom).

I love Mads Mikkelsen with all my heart...

"Ancient Slut" sounds like it's just about my speed, actually.

All I want is for Fiona Goode and Marie Laveau to team up and just badass around N'Awlins for an entire series. Don't be enemies! LOOOOOOOVE each other and destroy everyone else!

KNOW HER GLORY AND BE AWED.

By that definition, my hand is a wine rack. Good to know.

If this is a ploy to sell more issues... I'm sold. When is this shit coming out???

Vin Diesel=Hotness.

Erin! I hate to be the person to break this to you, but they think they've solved the Bloop.

Um, I volunteer to be your friend...

12) fuck it. we can always buy more lightbulbs

Why can't I star this more than once?? I LOVE THIS POST BEST OF ALL.

but how do we sleep while our beds are burning?

I swear I can smell the fresh puppy coming through the screen. I MUST SNORGLE!

Can we reach across the aisle by all agreeing that it's unequivocally wonderful that Lydia died slowly?

Oh. My. GOD.

[internet holds you]

Bakeries are filled with kneady men, also resorts with massage services - again more kneady men.

The ones from the maternity ward are way, way too needy. And way, way too obsessed with boobs. And they shit themselves at the slightest provocation.