you’re 6'0. you’re short. Those are weird comments.

you know there’s such a thing as too tall too right? I’m 6'4". I have to special order pants. I can’t reach the lower shelves at super markets.

You nailed it. the part where she says “I’m only taking my shoes off to defend myself when this crazy bitch attacks me”.

I don’t understand why you work so hard for those fake muscles and then cover them up with all the tattoos.

debatable.

I do.

Been called the former, the latter is something I can no longer even remotely identify with. Fiscal conservative, social liberal: Don’t spend so much on wars, don’t care who marries whom.

Wasn’t this just a play on the crying game though?

This is a team that still pines for Dan Marino. A QB notorious for his caring about his passing stats above team success.

I got 2+ paragraphs in and you still haven’t told me who the heck this guy was.

The first time a Jacksonville QB puts up a stat line that looks like something a ferret playing Madden 94 Blake Bortles would put up,

I don’t even know of anyone who watches ESPN, let a lone sports center.

Espn reminds me why sites should pivot away from video

you know who cares about your fantasy team? No one. Literally No one. Not even you, deep down.

you misspelled a lot of things there.

I will chip in literally DOZENS of dollars.

a lot has happened before she actually touches dagg. That’s the point i’m making.

That’s kind of my point. It was NOT in the heat of an argument. She wasn’t sitting innocently in a chair & reacting to what blue dress said/did.

No. It’s about access.

Really??