I'm pretty much over laugh tracks. All the shows that resemble "classic" sitcoms — Big Bang Theory, Mike and Molly, Two and a Half Men, Two Broke Girls — just kind of feel insulting to my intelligence these days. They're no Night Court. I love love love Parks and Rec and Community, but other than that I mostly get…

Because the Big Bang Theory presents itself as humor for "nerds" or what have you, but in reality the "nerds" on the show are essentially the butt of all of the jokes, which are interspersed with "in" references that frankly just seem clumsy and placating.

NO MORE JUSTIN BEIBER!!!!

Can we stop with all the bad advice articles? Because, really, are you kidding me with all of this? I'm going to be 25 and I have a job I hate that is leading me nowhere because I can't get anything else in this market. I'm pumping my savings with as much money as I can in case the inevitable happens but I can't…

Am I an awful person for thinking Abraham going to rehab is a publicity stunt? I can totally see her in an office with a smarmy Len Grossman type saying "Alright honey, we did the porn, you made the money, now it's time to bring it full circle. We'll send you to 'rehab' so we can blame everything on alcohol and get…

Major props to Demi Lovato for some mad self-awareness and wisdom. I'm continuously impressed with her and her way of dealing with difficult circumstances.

That video is the ONLY reason I pronounce it BETCH.

Got the feck aut ahfter yar dawn.

Leck on these nawts and sawk the deck.

Betches ain't shet but haws and trecks.

Man, I read the whole article and still didn't find out if she got those shoes in her size.

HUH. I often pronounce bitch as "betch"...

Stop trying to make "betch" happen.

Let me borrow that top!

"whorish face of doomed America" — and Taylor Swift is our spokesperson?! Fellow whores, unite! We can do way better than this!

A bridge? I'll take it!!

James Deen's cat is probably mad because it just found out how much he loves to bang pussy.

What is Bustillos' deal? I read a few of her pieces a while ago and now I know to avoid anything she writes. If I start reading something on the Awl and have a 'what is this shit' reaction, it's likely to be by her. She seems to enjoy talking about how she's a hispanic woman who rejects feminism, affirmative action…

Wow, that Awl interview is HORRIFYING. WTH happened there? How is this not a satire article???