Or just find some friends that aren't such prudes.

The Pantera is definitely more of a third date car, you know once they get to know you a bit.

That's a fine looking Pinto ya got there.

You can order plugs that are paint matched to your car:

So... She is a he?

You're blocking the fucking vagina Bob.

Haha! It's always been twatter for me.

Oh OK good! It stuck out like a sore thumb against the white paint.

Whats going on with that front plate mount? Yikes.

You could just as easily say the same thing but replace GM with Toyota and Cruze with Corolla.

He was totally going to prepare some flank steak if only there was a photo.

Here ya go ya cranky bitch:

Cars man, cars. Not unicorns.

Fuckin' Texas.

No. A CAR. Not a track day go cart.

Ahh the Caterham Seven! Well that changes everything! Great all around vehicle and really the only car you need year round for the family.

Or "gigantic black-hole".

Seriously?

I understand there are some people out there who are tuning their Flexs (Flexes, Flexi, Flexxxes?) into really cool drag strip heroes. I really like the Ford Flex.

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