Those are stock Element SC wheels.

That sign is missing a couple things.

Is pretty much the only color that makes me look twice at a tC:

I think the saying is a little older than that, it just jumped out at me as being a little out of place in an Audi review. Don't worry, I just went and put my big boy pants on so I can deal now. ;)

Sure, why not. Some might just call it da 80's.

I did fly off the handle a bit fast, and for that I do apologize. I could care less about "hipsters" really, that's more about fashion than anything else. I wish I was in California in 1968! I would have killed to go see Hendrix and Otis Redding at Monterey.

Way to generalize an entire culture (or two?) that you don't understand.

Eats pieces of shit like me for breakfast? That's a bit bold don't you think?

*needs more Dan Aykroyd*

Call me crazy, but why exactly do we have this special Detroit feature on Jalopnik? It rarely has anything to do with automobiles at all whatsoever. To me it seems like it would be more fitting on Gawker.

Oh thank god! I thought they owned everything I don't like.

It would make for a nice little story in Oppo. *hint hint*

I'd prefer not to think about it really, it's making my brain hurt.

The 9-3 at the dealer with all that turbo-diesel manual goodness. Yours is nice too.

Thanks for sharing! I really want that wagon dammit.

Talking on a hand-held cellphone is only illegal in 11 states, I do it occasionally here in Florida.

Really? Mine just went full-on Ferrari and caught fire.

I say something like this all the time living in South Florida myself. Premature aging is in the air I think.