Sure, that’s why they have ranks, cosmetics, lootboxes, chests, in-game currency, trackable stats...

Of course not. Just gotta pay for a chance to maybe get the only form of in-game (sometimes event-exclusive) reward after already paying a premium price-tag for the game itself.

Don’t forget the new hero we’re getting in Overwatch, y’all.

“Oh well, Davy, if you want to learn Japanese, you could certainly do a lot worse than engrossing yourself in their culture. Think like, films, shows, music.”

This is heart-breaking. Hard enough getting past the death toll, but the children taken by landslides?

Yes, exactly. It’s part of the only reason I actually played Dirge of Cerberus. It wasn’t the best, but was all I was going to get, y’know?

Thanks to Arc System Works, I have a new hope for a visual style I’ve been wanting for a long time being more widely present in gaming, but I’m frustrated that it’s come along after so long a wait.

It’s weird how we’re okay with seeing Tracer eat turf or Rein just get mowed over, or Orisa or Zen chewed up in gunfire, but as soon as Hammond goes “teddy bear” and bumps a curb that weird response kicks in.

Goddammit, I’ll update Overwatch. FINE.

Holy shit, progress?

How many other goddamn games let you start out as a young lady dancer? Almost definitely will be my first pick.

I was hoping they’d show it at E3, but I’m not taking anything for granted now that it’s come and gone and we’ve got fuck-all.

Personally, I hope the “Cool” stat indicates current coolant efficiency.

Adorable.

I wasn’t worried until I saw Activision attached to it.

If only the calendar year had four more months...

Don’t forget his experience in Enchanted.

I really couldn’t give a flying fuck less about these whiny shit-birds.

Sold.