DavidMatthews
David Matthews
DavidMatthews
Jul 9 2012
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Ah ok, I was in the bleachers and the dragonfly swarm really cleared things out. I had these two teenagers behind me talking about the new Spider-Man movie, that's the only complaint I had with the crowd.

Jul 9 2012
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That's terrible and I would definitely have come down on them (harder?) had I witnessed that sort of behavior. Where were you sitting?

Apr 26 2012
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Lynn Hoppes's feet are light and nimble. Lynn Hoppes never sleeps. Lynn Hoppes says that Lynn Hoppes will never die. Lynn Hoppes dances in light and in shadow and Lynn Hoppes is a great favorite. He never sleeps, Lynn Hoppes. Lynn Hoppes is dancing, dancing. Lynn Hoppes says that Lynn Hoppes will never die.

Apr 24 2012
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Given what we know about his drinking, politics, and uncomfortable relationship with the animals—some have gone so far as to call him the Dr. Doolittle of the Double Switch—how can you still rep La Russa?

Feb 29 2012
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This is all well and good until Heath Bell successfully uses Mark Buehrle's uncle in a plot to assassinate Stanton in a Dade County retirement home.

Aug 10 2011
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There are enough subtle differences in the jokes here that a joke-stealing accusation is unwarranted (in my opinion). Louis CK's bit is pegged on the idea that he himself is so repulsive that if he went back in time and sexually assaulted Hitler, Hitler's self-esteem would lowered so much so that he would rather Read more

May 27 2011
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That is not a man toasting the demise of a younger man. No, that is a man solemnly shaking his head, baffled at what the universe has done to him this time.

Feb 10 2011
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Yes, 'tis I. Trying to regain my fastball, or seeing if I ever really had one.

Jan 31 2011
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Wow. I can't believe Barry doesn't know what Don Cheadle looks like.

Dec 3 2010
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Alright, thanks for the kinds words. I think we can all agree that it was mostly fun.

Dec 3 2010
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@Achiever: He's far too big for the proverbial cardboard box with my plants and pens in it.