♪ Snap, kick, kick, throw to the receiver...Right!

Rusty Hardin: Are you an athlete that's gotten yourself into hot water? If so, give old Rusty Hardin a call. I'll be there in two shakes of a lamb's tail to defend your right to do whatever the hell you want. Just ask some of my esteemed clients..."

"Will this never stop? It's just one smear season after another."

I've got a problem with this post...

i have a hot tip for you

+1

Damn. +1

[raises hand]

+1

There's absolutely nothing wrong with this advertisement. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go slather this stack of pancakes I just made with Aunt Jemima's delicious syrup.

Since anonymous reader doesn't specify that the individual is currently a head coach, it's definitely Lawrence Frank.

I'd typically do a joke about old men's balls, but that seems like low-hanging fruit.

+1

Cheerleaders: We've got spirit. Yes we do. We've got spirit. How about you?

That's the thing about GRIT. When you see it, you just know.

Horse: Why'd you stop me, officer?

I jerked it into the hockey penalty box.

+1

Goddamn. +1

From: Chris Ambrose