It was in South America. Chupacabra was clearly better positioned to handle this assignment.

So I guess Romney won a “moral” victory.

“Since we can’t bring the soil to the mole...” they say while planning to shove at the mole with a scoop.

I think you’re thinking of health insurance companies.

“...overturn the 2016 election and negate the votes of millions of evangelicals in the process.”

“...it’s all from one man. Incredible.”

I didn’t watch it. Did he also mention that 2.8 million more people voted for Clinton than for Trump?

28 CFR § 17.22 - Classification of information; limitations.

Why would it not? Gravity and inertia apply to them just as much as to any other physical object.

It doesn’t look black.

Maybe the server he referred to was something he was afraid CloudStrike would find.

There’s definitely a Coen brothers film in this somewhere. Strike that; everywhere.

Better yet, let’s stop all the vaping and smoking.

It’s against the law to classify information solely to avoid embarrassment or hide illegal activities. Is it also against the law to release classified information, presumably solely for such reasons, when the information does not exonerate the releaser?

Bottom line: I'm waiting to hear what the Rear Admiral has to say.

Looks like Jesus has been combing that part a little too deep.

Dang it!

This was obviously spread by the Prosopagnosian Society.