I’m already planning to get March 20 off next year so I can play the game. AC fans have been kept waiting for far too long.

I feel like anyone who actually plays this game is at risk for a Mystical Pregnancy and/or madness.

Chamberlain, not Chamberland. 

Ok, the line about hiding under a pile of children got me to chuckle. 

Only tangentially related, but I want to show off my brand new BotW tattoo:

I do this a lot. I never finished the first Kingdom Hearts game because of the fight with Ursula, and before that I got stuck on the final boss in LoZ: Oracle of Seasons. To make it worse, I found out many years later that the whole Atlantica zone in KH is optional.

I think you guys are nuts, but I’m glad you’re having fun.

Great. Maybe I can finally beat Jaffar. 

I never got past that section...

My takeaway: it's a good thing Zeus was a thot.

My baby sister is going through similar pain. She’s in an RP server that some popular streamer highlighted, and now she’s experiencing the frustration of server tourism and over-crowding. (She’s been a die-hard RPer for years.)

Don’t get too into Piccolo’s ass. That will just end in disappointment.

I loved the character designs for Chrono Cross. Nobuteru Yuki did them, and he also did the designs for one of my favorite anime, Escaflowne.

Yesssss. I am constantly hoping Disney will give Gargoyles another chance. That show got weird (well, weirder) and melodramatic every now and then, but for the most part it was excellent. I would just want them to get as much of the original cast back as possible—they were phenomenal!

Since there is no Justice in *this* life, I will pray for it in the next: may he burn in Hell.

“Word of Wisdom” Do they still believe that people with dark skin were cursed by God?

If it makes you feel any better, I lost my next 2 games after finishing my placements. I’ve won and lost a couple of times since, so I’m down from my season high (of 2977). Every time I’m in reach of hitting diamond, I get a group where key members seem to be braindead. One match the tanks just did not gel with the…

I did my 5 placements for support, won all 5, and got ranked 2950. Last time I played comp, in season 11, I got to slightly over 2500, from low gold to low plat. Now apparently this beta season won’t affect our SR and MMR after it’s over...which really sucks... But it's a good way to practice with low pressure. I'll…

Who. Is. Playing. Lan.