DanglingModifier
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A thousand times this!! Cause “just following orders” worked so well in Germany...

Rand Paul and AK senator Lisa Murkowski are two republicans I know of who are wavering. Call call call!

Cold and nonstop snow, but we marched in Anchorage, Alaska!

I did spot a Natty Ice t-shirt during the inauguration.

Me too. Love the color.

I purchased this book. When my husband saw the cover, he glared at me. It took a few minutes to calm him down and show him the blank pages.

I loved that Bernie Sanders literally asked her if she would still be up for this job without donating money to the Republican Party.

I keep a spray bottle with water in my classroom. Occasionally I may spray near a student if they are being a pest. A few times, students have found my spray bottle and used it on their peers. Now, I would HOPE that teenagers would understand the severity of a gun versus the fun aspect of a spray bottle. But I NEVER

White men cant jump.

Because of your name, I hope that all of your gifs are from Seinfeld.

Meanwhile, one of the oldest known wild orcas, Granny, is believed to have died at the age of 100.

MIT study pegged it around $38 billion.

Nah, once we cut Medicare and more seniors start dying, we’ll just throw their corpses out where the wall would be and no one will want to get anywhere NEAR that border.

He’s really going to lose his shit when he learns that women attend college now, too.

I emailed my Rep, too, but seeing as he is a scandal-plagued dirtbag, he won’t give two shits. So instead I told him “congratulations on getting rid of those pesky investigations, eh? wink, wink!”

This is a spectacular idea. Because 1) Trump loses, and 2) I kind of want to see all the celebs who were super anti-Trump put their money where their mouths are.

My three doctor friends have all agreed that out of all the medical-related shows from the 2000's, Scrubs is by far the best at being true to what happens in a hospital on a daily basis. So I always liked that about the show.