Please tell me there’s a “Bearded & Unemployed” series I’m unaware of somewhere in the canon that I can apply my well groomed visage to.

Not a fan of the show, but oh so appropriate when I see these bullshit movie adds/synopsis: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IAYKdD…

Well, it didn’t just get up and walk away.

Yeah, I was more or less just poking some good natured fun towards the sketch. Which isn’t to say it’s not perfectly acceptable! I just happen to find it almost a cartoony level of adorable. Which I love.

Haha, Perfect!

affectatious*

Well, I was born in a nomadic commune and I find your screen name affectations and in poor taste, sir.

That sketch? Alright, which Pokemon enthusiast intern over at Oregon State University College of Science had that stolen from his dream journal?

Hey! I said 97%! there’s some wiggle room in there for the good ones/boy scouts. hah!

Hah! I actually replied to another post that I should have specified “men” with knives, haha. It’s funny and worth looking for. I’ll wait.

Ugh, yeah we need a conservative dress code “for the women AND men”. See, this isn’t disgusting at all! We need thicker cotton suit pants to hide those delicious, flaccid 60 year old married peens from the prying eyes of those dirty, slutty 20 something ladies.

It’s never the pocket utility knife people who are the problem. I know a lot of boy/Girl Scouts that don’t leave home without it! It’s always the shifty eyed Bowie knife wielding jackhole I have to approach at my business and tell him he “can’t sharpen his knife here. Why? Because it’s a restaurant and you ordered a…

Haha, that post proves YOU as the true winner. We like the idea of the outdoors more than we actually enjoy it, I think. We have fun, but halfway through the adventure I’m out of beer and it's not where our tv and books is. So eff that.

Mindset and interests? Cigars, booze and models? Hah!

Wow, was that just in the time we’ve been commenting today? Good god I need to be more productive in my life.

A machete or knife and that’s it! Only what’s available in our backyard... So, the tv/internet tells me I need to make a now drills (rubbing wood together to create a coal). So I’ll need to make some kind of cordage out there from of vines or somethin’... We’ll see

1st, awesome dad. 2nd, (and last comment, I swear) but my fiancé bought us a machete last week and I completely forgot about it, haha.

Oh jeez, Mindy (can I call you Mindy?) what are the chances this news item would pop up immediately after our sword owning debate: http://gawker.com/sword-swinging…

I should rephrase my original statement as “most men”, as the majority of women I’ve met have been intelligent enough to carry one responsibly and without the need to a. Play with it b. “exercise their right” to brandish it without cause c. Use it’s presence to intimidate “street toughs” d. All of the above.

Didn’t go to school (grew up in Maine, long story) and instead spent my afternoons watching episodes of cheers and other 90’s prime time favorites. (well, not exclusively. I’ve also seen every Gilligan’s Island at least four times. Wouldn't recommend it)