I feel bad that I enjoy this story.

I can make an entire dining room set for you in my wood shop IF you get me a job.

haha, oh boy! We must emit a similar pheromone or some such thing. The times I've nodded my head to that same damn sentence.

Effing Amen. Step 1. Be polite, and talk to the opposite (or same) sex like a normal person step 2. Get lots of dates.

I understand your point, but to be fair I don't think this is okay by most peoples standards.

I LOVE the pugs with the fawn faces.. You don't see them often. Aaaaaack.

Serial Killer smirk. Haha

Hate to be "that guy" but that just isn't true... If I had a nickel for every time my female coworkers made a pass when I just so happened to be wearing my assless chaps...

Actually, it was my damn iPad :( I wonder if she can blame autocorrect on her awful ranting.

I'm definitely lucky in that I work from home* and get to smother my little princess with attention. She is my queen!

In that case you're gonna LOVE me pouring through your old comments, stalker style!

I can't begin to fathom the type of person who delights/relishes (or pretends to) the slings and arrows or her detractors by playing along with their valid assessment of her own pretentious and vapid comments. I'm glad you get a kick out of being so incredibly unique and outspoken! All these haters just can't bring…

I was in the Army for four years, does that count?

She's going to have a hard time being taken seriously when her business email is Springbreak4Eva@hotmail.com

hah, delightful.

I base all of m arguments on Victorian fashion guides.

You're... You're just not all that clever. Or funny. I find it sad that there's no way you look as horrible as I imagine you do in real life. But I'd like to think I'm wrong, and you appear every bit as insufferable, ugly and as terrible a person as your comments lead me to believe you are.

I get pretty upset when southern Cali girls spread their weird judgements and social bias in blog comments. It makes me uncomfortable when I see stupid, intolerant people posting online.

Amen, right? I mean... Isn't that the whole point...?

It said Bansky* before she corrected the typo. :/