1st rule of digital cameras: Megapixels don't mean squat.

Learn it, love it.

I can take better pics on a 4MP Nikon D40 than you can on a 21MP camera phone. I might not be able to pixel-peep quite as well, but I guarantee you, in any but the absolute ideal conditions, my pics will beat yours.

If a car is defined by it's buyers then yes, there absolutely is a "chick car". If it is predominantly purchased by women, then we can safely say it is a woman's car.

Bull. That kind of certainty is almost impossible in observational science — even experimental science has a hard time getting there. Somebody with an agenda is cooking the numbers.

D-Air airbag system is too long. I propose we simply call it the D-Bag system, as that is what it will save bikers from.

Six months to investigate this travesty? And they honestly wonder why regular, educated people hate the police? F*ck them, their unions and anyone who defends the human trash that would do this.

Suck it everyone everywhere.

Completely agree with number three. I went over to watch the US game with friends and acquaintances, and sure enough, there was that one guy, you know the one, that was giving people shit about not being "real" fans. You know the guy, he follows all the European leagues, wears a Real Madrid jersey to work on casual…

Fellow rider here and I have to say:

What now?

Your mom is doing online porn.

Haven't you heard? The CLS isn't a sedan, it's a "Coupe", fuckwad.

I've never seen anything like that. 99.9999978% of the time, a cat is only thinking of itself.

I am a child of the Universe. My creature-hood is majestic in nature. My existence is a mathematical impossibility, yet here I stand in all my magnificence—but I gotta say, that 50" Samsung looks pretty sweet.

I tend to think that if you actually feel self-loathing from watching advertising, it's indicative of an internal problem that you have with yourself. And you have to deal with that separately.

Take foot of throttle.

Sorry I'm late. Make sure you get the right amperage for your subwoofer.

All hail.

Blue State.

We're working on a new Kinja feature where I come to people's houses, hold their hands, and explain the story to them very, very slowly.